princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

(via ifeelivegoneinsane)

phan-tabulous:

ahawtlesbian:

hey there delilah whats it like up in rack city?

i see 10s of 10s of 20s laying down upon your titties

yes i do

no one can twerk dat ass like you

i swear its true

500% done

i cant breathe

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muirin007:

yaoibutts:

i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

That is exactly what happened.

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spacemarried:

motherfuckingcheese:

blueeyeddrug:

r—princess:

Nailed it.

I WISH I COULD EXPRESS TO YOU HOW HARD I AM LAUGHING AT THIS AND I CAN’T STOP OH GOD HELP MEEEEEE LSDKFJLDSKJFLKDSJFAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHADYYYYING/GROSSSOBBING/LAUGHING/SNORTING

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bvsedjesus:

rhonduhhh:

Yessss!

this is a great moment

(via polaroid-adventure)

lovetheburnandrun:

dramaticsex:

 

Every 18 minutes someone dies of suicide, every 40 seconds someone attempts to commit.

wanna write this on every bridge

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schticky-friend:

shitilivefor:

katara:

i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time 

if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit

i think i just found my senior quote

(via internetr0yalty)

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

(via nutwisswiss)

livelifel0velaugh:

nazeem38:

exxpensiveslang:

shroomyloomyland:

That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ

I will reblog this forever.

Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.

reblogged for ^that fact right there

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dinoonyourface:

damn amanda

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